Thu
  16

Hunger games//open starter// 

methodtomy-megness:

barbie-dolly:

*Barbie wakes up with a start* Oh..I must’ve fallen asleep *She’s shivering and has cold sweats. She dabs tears from her eyes* Who knew you could have nightmares during a cat nap huh…

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*smirks* catmares? Thats nothing too new, though it doesnt sound as bad as it is, is it?

Catmares, that’s a good one I think I’ll use that. It isn’t too bad. I mean, shorter than a nightmare and it’s usually fine once you realize it isn’t real…

Thu
  16

Hunger games//open starter//(plz talk to me) 

*Barbie wakes up with a start* Oh..I must’ve fallen asleep *She’s shivering and has cold sweats. She dabs tears from her eyes* Who knew you could have nightmares during a cat nap huh…

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Thu
  16

Wait we have to go back? 

tiffany-the-bell:

barbie-dolly:

Honestly I’ve kinda come to grips that I’m probably not gonna make it out of this one… I just hope I go out in a blaze of glory and not some pathetic stupid way ya know?

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Yeah, I guess I’m one of the lucky ones. Who knows maybe this year they won’t suck! Maybe this year you can be a… I dunno…uh…err…………. Okay you’re right even I can’t think of something cute for district 12… I’m sorry hun.

Hey. Keep it positive. At least we can… hide? Let’s make a pact that we’ll do our best to go out with a bang, yeah?

Maybe we can be firebenders. That would be cooler than nothing.

Yes, if we’re gonna die let’s do it in the most hardcore, spectacular way possible.

If you get to be fire benders maybe I can convince my stylist to let me be a water bender! How cool would that be?!

Wed
  15

Wait we have to go back? 

tiffany-the-bell:

barbie-dolly:

I know, like are you kidding me?

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You screwed us over once now lets do it again. Although I will say I am looking forward to the parade and dressing up again that wasn’t half bad last time.

This sucks. How am I going to BS my way out of it this time… 

Yeah, you only say that ‘cause you’re from a pretty district where the parade costumes aren’t ridiculously stupid. I think they at least try to make you guys look nice. Last time they just made us look like coal miners. 

Honestly I’ve kinda come to grips that I’m probably not gonna make it out of this one… I just hope I go out in a blaze of glory and not some pathetic stupid way ya know?

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Yeah, I guess I’m one of the lucky ones. Who knows maybe this year they won’t suck! Maybe this year you can be a… I dunno…uh…err…………. Okay you’re right even I can’t think of something cute for district 12… I’m sorry hun.

Wed
  15

Wait we have to go back? 

tiffany-the-bell:

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Well… This definitely puts a damper on things… 

I know, like are you kidding me?

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You screwed us over once now lets do it again. Although I will say I am looking forward to the parade and dressing up again that wasn’t half bad last time.

Wed
  15

Hunger games head canons.  

Barbie grew up as part of the working class in district four. She worked for her grandfathers fishing company. Her job was to swim out in front of the boat and move as little as possible to try and see where the best place to catch fish was. This helped her learn to hold her breath for ridiculous amounts of time as well as see underwater. It was a surprise when she was reaped as the age of 16 and it was an even bigger surprise when nobody volunteered for her, probably because the female tribute from their district the previous year had be torn to shreds in an agonizing death. But that didn’t discourage young Barbie Dolly. She trained as hard as she could while in the capital and learned to live off as little food as possible.

When she got into the arena she joined the careers for a short while, just to get enough supplies to later abandon them to live in the large lake in the center of the arena. She then lived and hid in the lake for as long as possible. Occasionally people would be unfortunate enough to come into her lake and she would proceed to drown them by holding them under the water until they stopped thrashing. This strategy earned her the nickname of mermaid which she still hasn’t lived down today. She did this until there was only her and the boy from district 1 left. He came to her lake late in the evening with only a knife to use as a weapon thinking there was no way Barbie would be enough of a threat to need more. He was wrong because when he got close enough to her lake Barbie shot him with a blow dart from the safety of the cat tails but unfortunately her aim wasn’t the greatest and she only hit him the the leg. The poison wasn’t strong enough to kill him instantly so he charged into Barbie’s hiding spot and dragged her by the hair out of the water. They fought and wrestled for about an hour until the poison from the blow dart finally made it into his heart and killed him. Barbie walked out of the arena with only a few knife wounds. The most noticeable being a scar on her left cheek resembling a half moon. 

Wed
  17

Raise your hand if you’re craving french fries!  

anyarominoff:

barbie-dolly:

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I am!

I can’t say that I am Barbie but I’m more than willing to go and get some with you.

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Oh thank goodness Anya! I’ve just been craving the most random things lately. Like what the heck? Yesterday I ate chocolate sauce on my fruit salad.

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Thu
  31

OMG A STARTER WOWIE ZOWIE 

damian-carlisle:

barbie-dolly:

It really has been rough Damian, Ken bought me those shoes now he’s going to think I don’t like them if I don’t wear them because I’m missing one.

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But enough of my troubles. How are you? I feel like it’s been ages since I’ve spoken to you.

Well I’m sure if you just told him what had happened. He will understand he seems like a reasonable kind of guy after all.

*chuckles* I been pretty good these days. Thank you for asking. What about yourself? How are you and Ken doing these days?”

Yes he is. Geez did I get lucky. That’s lovely to hear, I like when my friends are doing good. As for myself and Ken things have been great. A little hard to readjust to Disney after such an amazing honeymoon but yeah we’re just grand.

Wed
  30

OMG A STARTER WOWIE ZOWIE 

damian-carlisle:

barbie-dolly:

I’m… so confused. I fell asleep with two shoes on my feet but woke up from my nap with one.. What?

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Sounds…rough?

It really has been rough Damian, Ken bought me those shoes now he’s going to think I don’t like them if I don’t wear them because I’m missing one.

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But enough of my troubles. How are you? I feel like it’s been ages since I’ve spoken to you.

Barbara "Barbie" Dolly
Just A Barbie Girl

Hello fabulous boys and girls. The name's Barbie. Your shoes look amazing on you. Hey, If there's anytime you need a shopping partner, be sure to give me a call!
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