Thu
  31

OMG A STARTER WOWIE ZOWIE 

damian-carlisle:

barbie-dolly:

It really has been rough Damian, Ken bought me those shoes now he’s going to think I don’t like them if I don’t wear them because I’m missing one.

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But enough of my troubles. How are you? I feel like it’s been ages since I’ve spoken to you.

Well I’m sure if you just told him what had happened. He will understand he seems like a reasonable kind of guy after all.

*chuckles* I been pretty good these days. Thank you for asking. What about yourself? How are you and Ken doing these days?”

Yes he is. Geez did I get lucky. That’s lovely to hear, I like when my friends are doing good. As for myself and Ken things have been great. A little hard to readjust to Disney after such an amazing honeymoon but yeah we’re just grand.

Wed
  30

OMG A STARTER WOWIE ZOWIE 

damian-carlisle:

barbie-dolly:

I’m… so confused. I fell asleep with two shoes on my feet but woke up from my nap with one.. What?

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Sounds…rough?

It really has been rough Damian, Ken bought me those shoes now he’s going to think I don’t like them if I don’t wear them because I’m missing one.

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But enough of my troubles. How are you? I feel like it’s been ages since I’ve spoken to you.

Wed
  30

OMG A STARTER WOWIE ZOWIE 

redheadedrebel:

barbie-dolly:

Well, I guess you’re right even if I’m not completely sure what a er bobby..? is.

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[laughs] Right, right, Ah’m still sae used tae ‘speakin’ wi’ colloquialisms. It means… Hoow dae Ah poot thes in th’ proper terms… Willy? Dick? Cock? 

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Okay, enough o’ mah banter. Ah’ll gladly help ye fin’ yer shoe. What does it look loich?

Oh! Uhm…*A bit flustered* Well I guess you learn something new everyday then…

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Really? Oh that’s so sweet of you! It’s a six inch, hot pink stiletto with rhinestones on the toe.

Tue
  29

OMG A STARTER WOWIE ZOWIE 

tiffany-the-bell:

barbie-dolly:

I’m… so confused. I fell asleep with two shoes on my feet but woke up from my nap with one.. What?

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It’s probably been kidnapped. Err… shoe-napped. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, Barb. 

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Shoe napped? Who would do such an awful thing?! Maybe I’m just going wack-a-doodle.

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Tue
  29

OMG A STARTER WOWIE ZOWIE 

redheadedrebel:

barbie-dolly:

I’m… so confused. I fell asleep with two shoes on my feet but woke up from my nap with one.. What?

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Weel, it’s better than havin’ a big bobby drawn oan yer cheek.

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Well, I guess you’re right even if I’m not completely sure what a er bobby..? is.

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Mon
  28

OMG A STARTER WOWIE ZOWIE 

I’m… so confused. I fell asleep with two shoes on my feet but woke up from my nap with one.. What?

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Sun
  11
*shamelessly posts a prom picture* (it kinda relates it looks like a dress Barbie would wear…) I interrupt your dashboard with this picture of me feeling like a princess. Okay you may continue now

*shamelessly posts a prom picture* (it kinda relates it looks like a dress Barbie would wear…) I interrupt your dashboard with this picture of me feeling like a princess. Okay you may continue now

Sun
  11
fearlessprism:

Happy Mother’s Day!

fearlessprism:

Happy Mother’s Day!

Wed
  23

kenthestylingdavis:

barbie-dolly:

*She tries to listen to his reasoning but it’s just background noise as she frantically calculates everything that needs to happen in one short month. As he continues to talk it doesn’t register in her brain and her growing pile of stresses start to seem impossible to cope with* No! It’s not going to work! *She shrugs away from his touch* We’re not ready Ken. I’m not ready. Oh no oh no, Jack was right I can’t handle this.

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Jack?! What does that ass hole have to do with anything? What exactly did he say to you? //Ken shakes his head as he punches a wall// GOD I HATE THAT GUY! He causes nothing but trouble. //Ken lowers his voice// We are ready. When exactly are you really ready? Barbie please we have this under control. 

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It’s nothing. It really doesn’t matter. *She flinches when he takes his anger out on the wall. She takes a few steps away from him* *Slightly offended* I’m sorry you feel that way but he happens to be my friend. *Running her hands through her hair and taking a deep breath* Maybe you’re ready but I’m not.

Tue
  22

kenthestylingdavis:

barbie-dolly:

*Takes a deep breath and gives a weak smile* Yeah no it’s all good, that was just my mom calling to tell me that my dream dress I pre-ordered months and months ago has been discontinued so now I need to find a new one asap. and *Running off a list* the flowers we wanted aren’t in season and my bridesmaids can’t agree on what to wear and we don’t have a cake and and and… *tears start to form in her eyes but she turns away so he doesn’t notice* image

//Ken listens to her rambling and tries to comfort her but she turns around// Thats a lot to handle all at once but its not so bad. You can go shopping Saturday for a dress. Im sure you can find one just as nice. The flowers are not that big of a deal either. We can pick different ones. If you want I can slap them silly and make them wear the ugliest dress known to man if they dont agree. As for the cake we can do that Friday. //Ken places a hand on her shoulder// We still have a month. I can take off some time from work if you like. Just dont cry. I hate seeing you cry.  

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*She tries to listen to his reasoning but it’s just background noise as she frantically calculates everything that needs to happen in one short month. As he continues to talk it doesn’t register in her brain and her growing pile of stresses start to seem impossible to cope with* No! It’s not going to work! *She shrugs away from his touch* We’re not ready Ken. I’m not ready. Oh no oh no, Jack was right I can’t handle this.

Barbara "Barbie" Dolly
Just A Barbie Girl

Hello fabulous boys and girls. The name's Barbie. Your shoes look amazing on you. Hey, If there's anytime you need a shopping partner, be sure to give me a call!
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